Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Autocorrect #88

Friend 1: Masturbating minutes are longer than normal minutes.

Friend 2: WHAT? I can't say I disagree.But very random.

Friend 1: It's like I sit there staring,waiting for the beep to tell me it's ready.

Friend 2: Wait what are we talking about?

Friend 1: Microwave minutes