Daughter:What did you do today ma?
Mom:Cleaned,paid bills,made pasta
I just gave your father a huge boner and now he's passed out on the couch.
Daughter:EW!!!Do not need to know that!!!
Mom:Oh my goodness.I gave him a huge bowl.I'm laughing out loud.
Daughter:I'm glad you are cuz I wanna barf.
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
