Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Autocorrect #25

Friend 1:You ready to go to the movies?

Friend 2:IDK If I can.My eye hurts.

Friend 1:What happened?

Friend 2:Mike accidentally squirted his lovejuice in my eye.It burns.

Friend 1:He did WHAT?

Friend 2:LIMEJUICE!He was squizing a lime into his water.

Friend 1:HAHAAHAHAHA