Autocorrect #42

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Friend 1:So how was the date last night bro

Did you score?

Friend 2:Not quite.First date we went to dinner and I walked her home

Then I killed her in the woods outside house and left.

Friend 1:Killing her seems a bit harsh.Did she order the lobster and filet mignon at dinner or sth?

Friend 2:******KISSED wtf

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