Friend 1:So how was the date last night bro
                              Did you score?
                              Friend 2:Not quite.First date we went to dinner and I walked her home
                              Then I killed her in the woods outside house and left.
                              Friend 1:Killing her seems a bit harsh.Did she order the lobster and filet mignon at dinner or sth?
                              Friend 2:******KISSED wtf
                                      
                                          
                                   
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
 
                                               
                                                  