Friend 1:Dude do you wanna go to staples with me?
Friend 2:Yeah I guess what r u buying
Friend 1:I need a deeper Dick
Friend 2:Bro I don't even wanna know
Friend 1:Fuck.Desk.Not Dick.Christ. This phone
I have this puny shallow desk and it's too small
Friend 2:Yeah the first step is denial
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
