Autocorrect #62

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Son:I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning.Is she ok???Hospital???

Dad:She is okay now.No hospital.

She had to take the deep penis.

Son:Uh..What?

Dad:I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS

Oh for Christ's sake.

Epi Pen.

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