Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Autocorrect #24

Mom:Are you hungry?

Son:Starving

Mom:I thought you might be.There's a huge surprise waiting for you in the kitchen.It's your favorite.Love Mom.

Son:I hope it's your shaved pussy

Omg

Please don't read the last text it was the worst autocorrect of my life.

I meant porkkkk shaved pork.I'm so sorry Ma.

Mom??