Autocorrect #80

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Mom:I love that eye slicer you bought me last year.Used it for the first time.Great gadget!!!

Daughter:Mom? Are u a cannibal?

Mom:But I bet it would do a good job on eyes too.

Egg

Daughter:Lol...Gross.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------                                               A/N: For people who don't get it she meant to say egg slicer but it autocorrected to eye slicer.

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