Friend 1:Hey what are you up to?
Friend 2:Just finished masturbating.It makes me feel so relaxed so I can go to sleep easier.
Friend 1:Awkward.
Friend 2:Shit.I meant menstruating.
Friend 1:Not any less awkward.
Friend 2:OMFG I meant meditating!What is wrong with this phone.
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
De TodoHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!