Autocorrect #17

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Friend 1:Hey what are you up to?

Friend 2:Just finished masturbating.It makes me feel so relaxed so I can go to sleep easier.

Friend 1:Awkward.

Friend 2:Shit.I meant menstruating.

Friend 1:Not any less awkward.

Friend 2:OMFG I meant meditating!What is wrong with this phone.

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