Friend 1:Dude I was just drinking a cock and jizz exploded all over my face!
Oh dammit!I meant coke!And fizz!Screw this auto cucumber!
Auto cucumber
God donut
Duck!
I give up
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!