A/N: I know that the 1st person's writing makes you cringe but bear with it, she's drunk so....But hey you have the 2nd person that makes you feel a whole lot better.
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Person 1: yo whre u att gurl? sooo fuckin hammered. come to briatneys.we gon get white gurl wasssssted
Person 2: Hi there, Random Intoxicated Person.While I would love to abandon my sobriety in the manner of a Caucasian female, as you so eloquently suggested, I am unable to do so.
I have a woefully boring engagement,known to many as a "job", that starts promptly at 8 tomorrow.Therefore, I must decline your invitation.
Nevertheless, I wish you all the best.Please extend my sincerest regrets to "Briatney."
Person 1: da fukc? lol ru drunk already??
Person 2: Alright...let's try this again. OMG GURL U GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAY?
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
