Dad:You there Shawn?
                              Shawn:Yea what's up daddy-o?
                              Dad:I'm eating your mother out tonight at 7,so you have to find your own dinner.
                              Shawn:Not sure how to respond to that.Uh,have fun?
                              Dad:I'm not eating her out,I'm eating her out.
                              Shawn:Oh that clears it up.
                              Dad:I mean taking.Well this has been a fun chat.
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              YOU ARE READING
Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
 
                                               
                                                  