Mom:I am divorcing your father!LOL.
Daughter:Oh god what now mom?
Mom:He gave me a stiffy for our anniversary last night.Unreal.
Daughter:A stiffy!!! Ew mom I don't need to hear about that.
Mom:No, a Swiffer.30 yrs of marriage for a Swiffer.
What is a stiffy?
Daughter:Don't even ask.But it's better than a swiffer LOL
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
