Friend 1:I'm home alone and I'm freaking out!!!
Friend 2:Why whats wrong
Friend 1:I'm laying in bed and I keep hearing all these scary asshole noises.
Friend 2:Is your dog passing gas?
Lolololol
Friend 1:*scary ass noises
lol this phone is so stupid
Friend 2:Do not fear the farts!
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
