Friend 1:I think I've died!
Friend 2:You're a dirty donut eating stopout.
Friend 1:They were delicious.I regret nothing! Wanna go see that film with the chubby lady and shafts bull cock later?
Holy crap! Sandra Bullock!
Friend 2:Hahahaha I just pissed myself
And yes I do.
Friend 1:It sounds like a porno!Hahahaha
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!