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Girlfriend:Babe I am home alone,come over?

Boyfriend:Sure baby!Can I lick your p*ssy?

Girlfriend:Umm sure but if she scratches your eyes out.it's not my fault.

Boyfriend:Babe WTF

Girlfriend:You WTF.You're the one who wants to lick my cat!

Boyfriend:Fail. -_-


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