Girlfriend:Babe I am home alone,come over?
Boyfriend:Sure baby!Can I lick your p*ssy?
Girlfriend:Umm sure but if she scratches your eyes out.it's not my fault.
Boyfriend:Babe WTF
Girlfriend:You WTF.You're the one who wants to lick my cat!
Boyfriend:Fail. -_-
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
