Daughter: Hey dad,remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said "No butter for a week?"
Dad: Yeah?
Daughter:And when I killed that honeybee and you said "No honey for a week?"
Dad:Yeah.That was a month ago,so what?
Daughter:Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?
Dad:....
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
РазноеHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!