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Here are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!

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by Goddess3

by Goddess3

Daughter: Hey dad,remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said "No butter for a week?"

Dad: Yeah?

Daughter:And when I killed that honeybee and you said "No honey for a week?"

Dad:Yeah.That was a month ago,so what?

Daughter:Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?

Dad:....