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Friend 1: I'm so bored...I want to do something illegal..

Friend 2: Like what?

Friend 1: Hell, Idk.Assult a police officer, do drugs, rape turtles...

Friend 2: RAPE turtles?!?!

Friend 1: FUCK **Race!

Friend 2: ...But racing turtles isn't illegal...


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