Friend 1:You home for lunch?
Friend 2:Yea I'm here
Aww my pussy went rotten and is leakin' all over the porch
It smells so damn bed.
I gotta clean it up ot it's gonna start attracting animals.
Friend 1:Damn when is the last time you washed that thing!
Friend 2:I meant my pumpkins!!Not funny!!!
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
