Friend 1:omgomgomg the cops are here and my neighbour is getting arrested for something
Friend 2:OMG for what??
Friend 1:I don't know yet, but he's cuffed and the cop read him his banana rights so it sounds serious
Friend 2:His BANANA RIGHTS?HAHAHAHAHA oh my goddddd I am dying
"you have the right to a banana.If you can't afford one, a really crappy one will be provided to you."
Friend 1:lol oops
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!