Autocorrect #100

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Friend 1:omgomgomg the cops are here and my neighbour is getting arrested for something

Friend 2:OMG for what??

Friend 1:I don't know yet, but he's cuffed and the cop read him his banana rights so it sounds serious

Friend 2:His BANANA RIGHTS?HAHAHAHAHA oh my goddddd I am dying

"you have the right to a banana.If you can't afford one, a really crappy one will be provided to you."

Friend 1:lol oops

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