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Here are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!

Autocorrect #47

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by Goddess3

by Goddess3

Jacob:Do we have any stain remover or anything?

Mom:What do you mean?What happened.

Jacob:I shook my cock too hard and it exploded all over my clothes and floor.

Mom:I'm at work Jake.This isn't funny.Call your dad.

Jacob:Holy crap.I mean COKE.It exploded when I opened it.Do we have Shout or a Tide stick or sth.

Mom:In the laundry room.