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Troupe with Chrollo's Family Head Cannons

if you dont like kids..this aint for u bestie 😼👌

if you and chrollo had children how would the troupe react? 

Author: StormyCloudsFloating (on ao3)

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Machi

Machi is surprised but you couldn't tell from her face. Inside, she feels blindsided, but she's not upset or suspicious like some may expect. Machi's loyalty to Chrollo is so absolute she would never question his decisions so if he trusts you, you're alright in her book.

When Chrollo introduces the Troupe members to you and they begin to take turns visiting your family, Machi views these visits as assignments. She feels she is being tasked with checking up on and reporting on you as well as the children. Over the years, she actually begins to enjoy spending time with the children. That doesn't mean she'll be your best friend though. Machi is pretty cold and distant by nature, even with the original Troupe members and they're her closest relationships. So it's no surprise that you and her don't get very close.

Machi is one of the first members to be introduced to the family. She's a bit standoffish with Ronin in the beginning. Like the other Troupe members, she doesn't have experience with children so she ultimately decides to just treat him like a small adult. This turns out to be the perfect decision given how mature and self contained Ronin is and it makes him really enjoy being around Machi. She might spar with him a bit herself but she mostly observes as Phinks trains Ronin. Though she often jumps in with some advice here and there.

Unlike another member of the Troupe, Machi doesn't like babies. They're too small and fragile plus they don't inspire one iota of maternal feeling in her. This is why she doesn't go around Zofie much for the first couple years of her life. Even after that it felt odd being around the bright and bubbly child. Machi could relate to the stoic and mature Ronin and therefore likes to be around him but the little girl was ... too different from her.

This begins to change as Zofie gets older and begins to idolize her as a hero. Zofie just thinks Machi is the coolest real life superhero. Don't get her wrong, Zofie loves all, well most, of the Troupe members, but Machi is the coolest person in the world to her. Right up there with her father! The hero worship does make Machi smile, just a tiny one.

If the kids need their aura nodes opened when the Troupe decides to begin Nen training, all the members as well as you agree that Machi should do it. She is the most able, willing, and the one everyone trusts the most to keep her Nen attack non-threatening and in control.

Machi is selected to be Zofie's second Nen teacher, the one to help her develop her Nen ability a la Bisky, because she's strong in both her own Transmuter category as well as the Enhancer category. This should be a great resource to a budding Enhancer like Zofie. Not to mention, Machi was one of the least likely to baby the girl or go easy on her in training. Also Zofie's respect and adoration for the woman made the normally rambunctious child much more attentive.

Phinks

At first, Phinks is all "atta boy" over their aloof leader having some trim on the side. He thinks it's funny but he doesn't mind it in the slightest until he finds out there's a kid. Then he's gobsmacked. He never thought a member of the Troupe would want the classic family life (it won't occur to him that Ronin wasn't planned).

To you, Phinks is a bit awkward but in a cute way. He is very gentlemanly and helpful when he comes to visit, though he seems a little awkward at the idea of you and Chrollo together. Nonetheless, he's all "yes, ma'am" "no ma'am" at least for the first year. As he becomes closer to your kids and more central in your life, Phinks treats you more like a friend. He'll probably start to gently tease you or maybe fake flirt but never in front of Chrollo. The flirting is usually to make you and the kids laugh.