author: Umiko_Aomori (on ao3)
Chrollo
likes lighting candles. He almost burnt the house down a few times and now you have to supervise himhe's a disaster in the kitchen and you almost got food poisoning once. He's the reason you almost always order take outtoo many books, not enough space, has started putting them in your room as wellyou always have to turn the TV volume down because he's reading something and he needs to focusscares you shitless sometimes when you wake up to go to the bathroom and you just see a black silhouette exiting the now dark living room - it's just Chrollo, at 4 AM, dressed in all black and with a book in hand, finally going to sleep
Hisoka
always spends so much time in the shower, that pretty much the whole "save some hot water for me" idea goes to hell from the starthe walks around naked. Loves the disgusted faces you and the other two makeleaves his cards everywhere. Not a day goes by where one of you doesn't knock his house of cards by accidentuses anything you have: makeup, perfumes, moisturizers etc. He's got his own, but who cares, he loves using yoursalso, he loves singing. You told him to shut up because he sounds like a dying moose. He only sang louder. Your slipper pretty much left a tattoo-like print on the back of his neck
Illumi
sheds hair. All. Over.his hair's beautiful when it's on his head. When you find it all over the floor, no matter what room you're in? Not so beautiful anymoreand you haven't seen how clogged the bathtub/shower getsyou swore that one day you'll gather all of it and shove it down his throat or just glue it back to his heador even shave him bald, though that would just be a death wishyou definitely stung yourself a few times when he forgets a needle or two somewhere around the house. Hisoka always offers to kiss it better
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Storie d'amoreSome hxh oneshots because we all know. Everyone in this show is way too hot. This will also have ships so if you don't like that just skip those chapters. I give credit to all authors. I have only written a oneshot when i have said so. Enjoy this be...
