author: Umiko_Aomori (on ao3)
Chrollo
he loves and I mean loves dancing to weird pop music, like the one from the early 2000s (think Britney Spears' Toxic, for example)will never admit that he once stole a toy dog that he sleeps with in his arms when the Troupe isn't togethertried taking selfies...he sucks at getting the right angle and light, but he still trieswill never admit that he uses mascara sometimes to make his eyelashes look betterhas a mug with Best Boss that he found once in a store and stole because he wanted one toohe always drinks his tea or coffee from that mug
Hisoka
Hisoka doesn't really feel any shamehe likes taking photos of whatever, including himself and he's got a massive collection on his phone that he's not afraid to show to anyone... except for that photo that he still has from when he was a kid and he was missing one tooth and he looked ridiculous and beat up because he got into a fight with someone he didn't like and they won... by pulling down his pants and underwear...it was the only time someone ever took a picture of him and his mom because perfect timing, right?won't ever let anyone live to tell the fact that he has an uplifting and wholesome quote as his phone backgroundloves practising his drama queen acts - literally bought a piano so he could drape himself over ithe loves dancing, but he remembers when he tried dancing with a rose in his mouth - idiot forgot about the thorns and stung himself in the lips, tongue and the roof of the mouth (he still practices sometimes and actually checks this time)
Illumi
would you believe me if I told you that Illumi does Zumba?No? Me neither, but he loves the feeling of exercising, but it not feeling like it's exercising at allplays fetch with Mike on the far side of the estate where he knows no one really looksalways does the hair flip thing whenever he passes by a mirrorpink, fluffy flipflops, moisturizing mask and cucumbers on his eyes while he sits down on his bed - no one will ever knowalso, hand cream - lots and lots of it, every single dayfor an assassin, he's got extremely soft handsbut let them think it's just his good genes
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𝖍𝖝𝖍 𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖘
RomanceSome hxh oneshots because we all know. Everyone in this show is way too hot. This will also have ships so if you don't like that just skip those chapters. I give credit to all authors. I have only written a oneshot when i have said so. Enjoy this be...
