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Adultrio Their hobbies

author: Umiko_Aomori (on ao3)

Chrollo

I can't even say that stealing is a hobby because it's so ingrained into him that it's practically a way of lifewe already know that he likes old books, but actually, he just wants to seem really well-readwhich he is, of course, but he also likes reading comic books and romance books (talk about a guilty pleasure)Chrollo. Loves. Bathsfor real, he grew up in Meteor City and you've seen how it looks like over there, so now, whenever he's got the possibility, he just fills the tub, drops a bath bomb and just soaks in until his fingers get wrinklesalso, he loves the cleanliness and how good he smells and man, does he feel rejuvenated or what?always wanted to learn how to cook fancier dishes (for whoever he was trying to seduce or impress)never made it, mostly because he almost burnt the kitchen down after he left something to simmer because eh, he could read while he waited and... he pretty much threw the whole pot awayChrollo never learnt how to swim, but whenever the Troupe go somewhere where there's a pool, he just lounges and tries to either sleep, read or read until he falls asleepnone of the members really stay next to him or on the same side as him on the edge of the pool after he accidentally pushed Feitan in... who dragged Phinks... who grabbed Machi by her swimsuit as she was passing by with her drinkShalnark, Nobunaga and Uvo laughed their asses off that day as Chrollo just looked at them as if it was their fault they fellsaid an oops under his breath as he tried not to smile behind his book while everyone else was ready for bloodshed as Phinks screamed at Feitan that he's an idiot and that he was innocent and sorry at Machi, Machi had her threads ready to tie him up and hang him upside down from a tree and Feitan was glaring at Chrollo from the pool, only his eyes visible as the rest of his body could barely reach the bottom of the pool (yes, he was standing on his toes)Franklin just felt as if his hair was going white by the second from stressChrollo asked Machi to teach him how to sew better since some of his shirts kept ripping because of his... musclesdoesn't like Hisoka, but loves his magic tricks and he'd like to learn some (again, to seduce and impress potential targets, but also to entertain himself), but he'd be damned if he's gonna ask second-hand Ronald MacDonald to teach himdefinitely tried looking those tricks up on YouTube and while some were really easy, he always grumbles because Hisoka's are always so cool and complicated and he wants to know how to do them, damn it

Hisoka

Hisoka sucks at singinghe knows it and guess what? He loves annoying his neighbours at Heaven's Arena by singing horribly and loudly until his voice cracks and even then, he continues until he feels his throat becoming sorelikes going shopping, especially after cosmetics and self-care productsand no, not just makeup, but anything: face masks, mists, face creams, hand creams, moisturizers, body sprays, bath bombs, bubble bath, you name itHisoka always smells nice because of thiseven when he's had a fight and he's got blood on his body, whether it's his or his enemy's, the sweet smell of his shower gel almost overpowers the pungent smell of blooddoesn't ever buy sweets because he doesn't like them, except for Bungee Gum and the candy that usually came with Texture Surprise, and those are mostly out of nostalgiaeven when he doesn't fight someone, he likes moving around and just has to busy himself with somethingoften goes jogging in the park nearby or hits the gym - not even gonna tell you how much he loves the attention he receives because he knows he looks goodhe never really liked reading, so he doesn't really own many books and rarely even buys any, but he does have a few books of different genres that he re-reads sometimesenjoys researching about the Dark Continent after hearing all those stories as a kid and wishing he could see for himself what it was likehas an entire room that is used as a gym if he doesn't feel like going outside or can't and buys a new boxing bag almost monthlyHisoka likes playing rhythm games on his phone whenever he has to wait for something or someone and doesn't feel like using his cards to make a house of cardslikes drawing and creating clothes for himself, which he then takes to a tailor who is used to Hisoka's style and taste in clothing

Illumi

is needle polishing a hobby? For Illumi, it ishe loves playing with Mike, even if Mike is... not really like a normal dog, but even he appreciates a good belly rublikes travel guides, especially because of some missions when he had to know about certain places and he ended up getting interested in everything the country/island/town had to offereven as a kid and even now, Illumi sometimes sneaks into the kitchens for a late snack - everyone knows, no one bothers to tell him - and lives for those rare moments when there's ice cream in the freezer (mostly for Milluki, but he always leaves it for Illumi anyway because he has enough snacks and likes making his brother happy like that, even if it's a small gesture)the Zoldyck estate has an indoor pool where Illumi always goes swimming and just float as he lets himself not care about anything or anyone - that's his moment and his favourite place where he feels the most relaxedstarted learning how to make origami after hearing about the 1000 cranes that could grant your wishdoesn't really know what he would wish for, but it's mostly so he wouldn't have to ask Nanikaso, because of that, he left the cranes (203 to be exact) and started making other things out of paperreally likes brushing his hair and sometimes asks his mother to do it for him like she did when he was youngerIllumi likes playing hide and seek with Kalluto to test whether they can feel each other's presence or notreally enjoys buying and lighting candles around his room and whenever he takes a bath and can relaxalways chooses those that smell like flowers