author: Umiko_Aomori (on ao3)
Chrollo
we all know what a rowdy bunch the Phantom Troupe areall those clashing personalities and barely anyone who can control them all and make sure no fights break outChrollo is perfect for you in this regardhe's got the patience of a saint and is actually amused when you get distracted by something else, especially if it's not really something that importantof course, in the instance that it is something important and that needs your focus, he will gently and calmly guide you back into the conversation at handthe Troupe already knows not to say anything demeaning to you and, following Chrollo's example, are a lot more patient when it comes to youit's a lot harder for Phinks and Uvo since they are a bit too short-tempered sometimes, but they really don't mean any harmit goes without saying that if anyone else says something to you, no one will ever see them againif he knows you feel restless or fidgety, he takes you for a walk around town for quite some time until you probably get tiredChrollo loves giving you piggyback rides on the way home if you're that tiredtherapy? He's theremedication? Only the bestwhatever you need and want, you get, no matter what it is or how far they have to gonothing is too much when it comes to your happiness and well-beingno matter how tired or stressed he is, Chrollo will always be patient when it comes to you because he knows that it's not your fault and he loves you for who you are
Hisoka
another one who's patient as a saint (think about his plan to fight Chrollo and how long that took)if you feel restless, he'll propose you spar with himnothing too much, unless you insistit's mostly just to tire you out a bityou're not paying attention to what someone says or does? Neither does he, unless he has tousually leaves you to your own devices and doesn't bother you unless it's important and he always makes sure to keep it short and simple so your mind doesn't drift off so easilydid try to tease you a few times, but you got distracted and he gave up quickly (still tries though)loves attaching Bungee Gum to one of your cheeks when you get distracted and pulling your face to his, only to have Hisoka kiss you on the nose because you're too cute sometimes (ok, always, but he's not gonna tell you that)if you ever need him to do anything for you or get you anything, you'll have it by the end of the day, one way or another (he's resourceful and has connections)Hisoka sometimes does feel like he's losing his patience with you (happens very, very rarely and only if he's had a bad day), but he just tells you he'll be right back and goes to fight someonealways asks your doctor and/or therapist about more efficient ways to deal with whatever problem you might have, whether it's something that's bothering you or that he might've noticed himselflikes working out with you if you need to be active during the day (plus, he knows it's beneficial for both of you, so win-win)will always make you feel better about yourself and how amazing you are for powering through life no matter what it throws at you
Illumi
doesn't really get it until he reads about it and asks youtries his best to understand and help however he canmoney isn't an issue, so therapy, medicine, doctors and whatever else you might need? You got itIllumi will help you organise your things and help you remember all of your appointments and whatever else is important for you: classes, events, meetings etc., he'll always remember and help you get readyslightly bothered when you get distracted, but doesn't really take it to heart because yeah, sometimes things are too boring and he's aware and if he could do anything, he wouldin his free time, Illumi reads whatever he can find about ADHD, just so he better understands how to be useful when you need help or he feels like you might need helpfeeling restless? Wanna train with him?he'll go easy on you, like 0.000000000001% of what Illumi and his brothers had to deal withwill definitely still leave you exhausted, but damn will you slowly become stronger, and healthier, with each sessionno one would even get close to you with any ill intentions without having to go through Illumihe's kind of like Mike in this regard: he only knows that he has to protect you and eliminate the threatyes, he does accept your head pats and no, you can't give him belly rubs (maybe in private)Illumi can't so no to you, he loves you too much
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RomanceSome hxh oneshots because we all know. Everyone in this show is way too hot. This will also have ships so if you don't like that just skip those chapters. I give credit to all authors. I have only written a oneshot when i have said so. Enjoy this be...