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S/o who falls asleep in strange places

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Author: sadisticbottom (on ao3)

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Illumi

The first time he experienced this was when his s/o had been visiting the Zoldyck estate. You had been playing hide and seek with Killua and failing horribly. The whole estate was fair ground to play and when it came to Killua's turn to find you, you had crammed yourself into one of the many cupboards in the kitchen.For once Killua struggled to find you, previously you hid in easier places but this time you hid in a room with people making it a little tricky to trace you in specific. Illumi saw his brother playing on his own and asked about you"Oh s/o? We were playing hide and seek but after a while I gave up searching."It couldn't be that hard to find you, and frankly it wasn't. Illumi found you in no time, there you were in the cramp cupboard completely passed out with a look of peace on your face.Killua was confused at how you were comfortable enough to actually sleep in there, Illumi's face remained the same however as he woke you.When questioned about how you slept comfortably in there, you replied"I can sleep anywhere, plus it was kind of comfortable."Illumi quickly found out you meant it quite literally, you could sleep anywhere. After that he'd find you sleeping in all sorts of places, on the floor versus the perfectly comfortable couch literally two feet away, on the roof of one of the storage buildings, even partially dangling out of a window one time. (Which he'd never admit was a little stressful.)Honestly he'd probably find it amusing as well as annoying, it's interesting to see where he'll find you but it's a little irritating when he finds you in more risky/dangerous places asleep. He's your boyfriend, not your babysitter.

Hisoka

The first time Hisoka experienced this he didn't pay it much mind, he had some things to take care of and you stayed behind at the hotel. When he got back he found you laying on the coffee table despite the couch being literally right next to it.The second time he found you asleep in the tub, not naked or in water, just asleep in the tub.The third time however was when he realized something weird was going on, he'd woken in the middle of the night for a drink and found himself a little startled when a leg suddenly fell over the edge of the top of the fridge.Upon closer examination he found the leg was yours and found you somehow sprawled out on the top of the appliance"You have got to be kidding me.."At first he thought maybe you slept walk, did people who sleep walk sleep in weird places though? Nevertheless his priority was to get you down and you woke not long after. Hisoka asked you why you were asleep on the fridge and you replied"I got really hot wrapped up in bed, the top of the fridge was so nice and cool."Afterwards it became a bit of a fun game for him, "Where is s/o asleep this time" sort of game. He's found you in a lot of places but one of his favourites was finding you sprawled out on top of the stove and attached countertop, he knew that wasn't comfortable and felt like you were fucking with him.Unlike Illumi he's not really annoyed, if anything he's mostly amused. As long as you're safe he doesn't really care where you end up sleeping.