𝖍𝖝𝖍 𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖘

Killugon

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Author: duckymcdoorknob (tumblr)

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Bored couldn't begin to describe the only feeling that the group, plus Tonpa, felt in that waiting room. The two kids tried everything to keep themselves entertained. Unfortunately, they just couldn't seem to keep their attention in aaaanything.

"Waaaaah! I'm so bored!" Gon whined, flopping against the couch with his arms sprawled out.

"Well..." Killua began, eyebrows knit in concentration, "What if we...? Hmmm..."

The two kids were at a loss. What could they do?

"Ooh! I've got it!" Gon chimed, sitting up, alert, and criss-crossed. "I'll tell you some jokes!"

"Oh yeah that'll be great. Let's see if you can actually get me to laugh." Killua accentuated his response with an eyeroll.

"Oh I'm totally in on this." Leorio butted his way into the conversation, "Kurapika, you game?"

The blonde boy looked up from his book, "Sure."

The four friends, and Tonpa, sat in a circle. They all prepared their best jokes to tell Killua, in attempts to get him to laugh.

"Me first!" Gon cooed, "What do you call a fish with no eyes?"

"I don't know. What?"

"A fsh!" He cried, smile wide and bright.

Killua peered at him, through his brow line, with pursed lips. "Soooo funny, Gon."

"Awww! That one usually gets a chuckle out of me." The greenette replied, biting the inside of his cheek.

"I'll go next." Kurapika said with a tinge of excitement.

"Go for it." Killua said with a smug grin.

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?" He began, "Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."

Killua cocked his head to the side with an ajar mouth, "Wh- I don't even know what you just said."

"Hey, Kurapika." Leorio whispered, his hand covering his mouth, "What the hell was that?"

"Man. Tough crowd." Tonpa muttered with a snicker.

"Alright, let's see if this one lands on ya, Kid." Leorio stated proudly, "This one's a big hit among my college friends. We're you born in September, Killua?"

"N-"

"My Aunt Mito is!" Gon cooed, raising his hand in excitement.

Leorio grinned, "Guess your grandparents started the New Year off with a bang."

Kurapika and Tonpa both snorted loudly, while poor Killua's pale face flushed a bashful red.

"What's so funny?" Gon whined, "Killua...? Are you blushing?"

"No!" The white haired boy came to his own defense, "Just warm in here!"

"Oh yeah?" He teased, elbowing his shoulder.

"N-None of you made me laugh, so you lose and I win!" He tried to hastily change the topic, ignoring Tonpa fist bumping Leorio.

"We lost, huh?" Gon asked with a tinge of menace lacing his voice.

"Yeah! Fair and square!"

The green haired boy grinned from ear to ear, pouncing on his best friend, sitting on his waist, and immediately digging his fingers into the latter's stomach.