just headcanons about the phatom troupe :P
Author: Illidariii (on ao3)
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Phinks;
- Dates would include him wearing the pharaoh hat out sometimes, if you're lucky... Maybe you get to wear it once in awhile? *wink wink*
- He would never get mad at you, which is saying something. I mean, have you seen Phinks?
- VERY protective
- Has a tiiiny bit of a jealously problem, he would be cool with you having guy friends but would NOT be cool with people flirting with you.
- Loooots of pda, he needs everyone to know you're a couple.
- If you're on a mission together, he's a total show off if he thinks you might be looking!
- Feitan would find this SO irritating, but you know Phinks doesn't give a fuck
- Extremely loyal
- Loves getting backrubs after a long dayShalnark;
- Surprisingly clingy, would triple text you for attention ( IF you're lucky enough to be his type )
- Insists on calling until you both fall asleep on call together, when you can't be together in person
- Pretty comfortable with PDA, he'd want the world to see you together even if bugs the hell out of the troupe
- Not the jealous type, just don't betray his trust or he wouldn't forgive you. Ever.
- He'd love watching movies together, but he talks a LOT during them.
- Gives the best hugs, I mean have you seen those arms?
- Loves it when you lay on his chest, nothing helps him sleep better than laying together like that
- He likes to tease & joke around, so he'd be into someone who can take a joke. Or two. Or one hundred-
- Maaaybe a bit of a gossipChrollo;
- Asexual. No sexual desire, but would love to find someone to have a romantic interest in. Not a priority for him, though.
- He'd probably fall for someone he's known for awhile, but wouldn't realize he's in love for SO long
- When you're apart, he'd send you long, poetic love letters. They might be a bit cryptic, but you know how he is.
- Enjoys his space, he needs his alone time and would probably fall for someone who likes the same.
- That doesn't mean he doesn't love his time with his partner though, he'd love to take midnight walks and have deep conversations together
- Late night dinner dates, quiet walks in the cemetary, etc.
- Likes to be the little spoon
- He'd like someone who's also interested in literature, or at least willing to try some of his favorite booksNobunaga;
- Shy. As. Fuck.
- Honestly surprised someone was crushing on him, I get the feeling he has low self esteem
- Don't ignore him, he might get a lil moody... Not in a mean way, but he'd definitely be hurt
- So... Be prepared to give him lots of attention if you're dating. Reassure him that you still love him and no, you're not bored, often. It would make him happy. <3
- Has never had a s/o, he's just never wanted something like that before
- He'd totally cherish having someone to come home to
- He loves it when you wear his clothes
- Would never argue/fight with you, he'd always try to settle with a coin toss and if he loses then he'd accept it/compromise with you.
- If you compliment him at all, he'd be blushing for the rest of the dayFeitan;
- Very touch starved, wouldn't initiate it but he'd love attention
- He'd really like it if his partner patched him up after a job, if he got hurt at all.
- Noooo PDA
- Even though he acts cold, he'd do ANYTHING to keep his s/o safe.
- Doesn't know shit about cooking, but would appreciate being cooked for
- It would take a lot of time, even after he comes to terms with loving someone, but he would slowly open up.
- Just... Give him a lot of time, be patient with him. It'll be worth it.
- He doesn't know anything about love or dating, but he is trying and you'd be able to tell.
- Something dating him would NOT include? Short jokes. Just don't, he isn't into it even as a joke. 1/10, not funny didn't laugh.
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