Kylo X Han

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For the discord peeps. This reminds me of the conversations there.

Kylo walked over to his dad on the ramp.

"Ben," Han gasped.

"Han the Ham," Kylo replied.

"What?" Han asked.

"Ham," Kylo explained. "Ham. I love ham. Cook me ham."

"No! I want you, not a job!"

"You want to be the ham?"

"Your mental health is very poor right now."

"Agreed," Kylo replied.

"Now can we go somewhere private or what?" Han asked. "You aren't the only lover I want to see today."

"Same. And yes. Let's go," Kylo replied.

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