More Phantom Menace for y'all, Padme POV.
I got back to the ship and Obi was waiting for me.
"The planet any good?" he laughed.
"No, it's sandy. I don't like sand."
"It's like Alabama I heard," he added. (I changed my mind the Alabama jokes stay.)
"Like the place where people marry their relatives?"
"Yes. That place," he laughed.
"I hope we leave soon."
"You can stay here, Padme. We can sleep here together."
"I actually think that boy I met there will be my future bratty husband."
"WHAT!? This is the second time a girl refuses to marry me," Obi shouted.
"Satine likes you, don't worry. You are a Jedi, which means no attachments," I told him. I loved the guy, but he was a Jedi. They're basically a cult that fights for good.
Obi walked away and I laughed. He must still be internally a teenager. Desperate for love, never gets love, and gets depressed because of it. Poor Jedi. How do they even live, anyways? I hopefully will never figure that out.
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Weird Ships - Star Wars
FanfictionThis is the book where strange and illegal ships are stored. Beware, some ships are platonic, romantic, and sexual! Yes, you can ship these ships! They just have some flaws. I don't own Star Wars or it's characters. I don't own any of the characters...
