"Hey," Grievous smirked over to his boyfriend. "Do you wanna play a game?"
"A game?" asked Pong. "What kind of game?"
"Guess!"
"Um, I don't know, Lightsaber toss, perhaps? Maybe live-action Operation?"
"CUP PONG!" Grievous yelled.
"What!?"
"It's where we each get three balls with your face on it and try to throw them in cups with my face on it," Grievous grinned. "Whoever gets the most balls in their cups wins!"
"..."
"What?"
"Grievous, the way you explained that sounded wrong."
"...we could do live action cup pong instead."
"No, I don't want to sleep with you."
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Weird Ships - Star Wars
Hayran KurguThis is the book where strange and illegal ships are stored. Beware, some ships are platonic, romantic, and sexual! Yes, you can ship these ships! They just have some flaws. I don't own Star Wars or it's characters. I don't own any of the characters...