Kylo POV
I ran to my bed. Hux just called my Darth Vader posters pathetic. Like WHAT!? Those are limited edition, 20 year empire-fall posters. He has a cat. What does he have to say? Nothing. I am the cooler kid. Snoke hopefully thinks the same. I turned on a radio and listened to the music. Hux likes ClAsSiCaL. (A/N: Classical is superior...) I like the superior Rock music. I ran around the room with my air guitar and started rocking out. Suddenly I heard someone clear their throat. Oh no. I turned around and saw Hux with a camera. I groaned, and he started laughing.
"That video is going all over the internet!"
"YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Hux sprinted and I ignited my lightsaber. I heard his screams down the hall and I made an entrance. It was a nice long hallway, and I saw Hux on the other end. I did some cool lightsaber moves and made my own hallway scene. All Sith (or future Sith) need a hallway scene.
I ran to him, and he screeched. I used the force to choke him, and I brought him to me. He opened his hands, and where there should have been his camera.
"I g-gave it to a t-trooper, sir."
"Where is it?"
"I don't know."
"WHERE IS IT?"
"I love you too, sir," he said while kissing my helmet. I dropped the hold on him, and he sprinted.
"I am not done with you, Honey!"
"YOU ARE NOW!"
Hux ran into the hangar, and I gave up. He could be anywhere. I suddenly heard lots of laughing from the corner. A whole planet full of troopers were watching the video. I sighed and went to go tell on Hux to Snoke.
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Weird Ships - Star Wars
FanficThis is the book where strange and illegal ships are stored. Beware, some ships are platonic, romantic, and sexual! Yes, you can ship these ships! They just have some flaws. I don't own Star Wars or it's characters. I don't own any of the characters...
