Qui-Gon X Anakin

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More Phantom Menace Friday!!!!! This has the amount of romantic knowledge that the Attack of the Clones had. Third Person.

Anakin looked up at the Jedi. "Do I have to leave my mom?"

Qui-Gon sighed and patted Ani's shoulder. "I could not free the both of you. She will be proud of what you become. She hopes that you will never want to see sand again."

"I hate Sand," Anakin told him.

"You do? That's good."

"No. I hate sand."

"Oh, you are being romantic now?"

"Yes. You caught my pickup line? I want to get with some hot Jedi ladies."

"Oh, no, no, Anakin. Jedi can't have attachments."

Anakin groaned and started crying. "I miss mommy."

Obi-Wan looked at Qui-Gon. Maybe this brat isn't the chosen one? He is. He has the michichlorian count. He has to be. Chosen Ones must be privileged and bratty then. Qui-Gon loves bratty kids. He loves training the young and has gone through Obi-Wan's teenage sass king phase. (He never lost that phase actually.) Anakin calmed down and continued walking. One step at a time towards a better universe.

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