This one is a bit sexual. Obi-Wan POV... request by @ThatHufflepuffSith
"Hello there," I told General Grievous.
"GENERAL KENOBI!" Four lightsabers ignited. At least this droid has a civilized form of combat. We fought, and talked at the same time.
"Jedi Scum, I will kill you."
"No, I will bring you to justice, kind General."
"I hate you."
"I do too."
"Want to do more damage?"
"You will be a fine addition to my collection."
Then they both realized... that they went too far.
"General..." I moaned.
"What, scum?"
"You are too aggressive for my tastes."
"You sure? I can do more."
"I need the high ground," I said, flipping the stance so I am on top. He jammed his fifth lightsaber onto me and I moaned in defeat.
"I win, Kenobi."
"No, you don't."
I'm just gonna... stop here.... It was short but I said way too much already...
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Weird Ships - Star Wars
FanfictionThis is the book where strange and illegal ships are stored. Beware, some ships are platonic, romantic, and sexual! Yes, you can ship these ships! They just have some flaws. I don't own Star Wars or it's characters. I don't own any of the characters...
