Weird Ships - Star Wars

Vader X Stormtrooper

Stormtrooper's POV! Request by: minovioesuncelosouwu

I was walking down the halls of the Death Star when I ran into someone. I fell back, and suddenly felt like I was being choked, I saw that I had bumped into Lord Vader himself!

"S-Sorry s-sir," I stammered. He let me go, seeing that I was no threat to him.

"It's okay," he said. He was never this kind to stormies like me. He motioned for me to come and I followed him, possibly as a bodyguard.

"Sir, where are we going?"

"No questions, please."

"Yes sir!"

We rounded a corner and I noticed that we were entering his quarters. My palms started to sweat. Was I in trouble? Did he lie to me? Am I getting demoted? He told me to enter, and used the force to make me sit in a chair opposite him.

"What is it, sir?"

"You bumped into me, and the force told me that you are special. And I keep what is special to me."

"Um, okay, sir."

"The force tells me that we are soulmates."

"Did I hear you right, sir? I swear I am just an average stormtrooper!"

"Yes. But not to me anymore. What is your name?"

"The men of my battalion call me Slimy."

"Why is that?"

"I went to some slimy planet and I fell into a slime pit."

"And they did not?"

"No, they didn't, sir."

"Well, you know me."

"Yes. You are Lord Vader, my master."

I bowed, and he used the force to stop me.

"Woah, woah! We are equals here, Slimy!"

"Okay then Vader."

"You call me sir."

"Ok then, sir." Vader was strange.

"Do you want me to stay?"

"You can go. Just come back another day please."

"You better ask my superiors for permission to do that, sir."

"And I will."