This is the book where strange and illegal ships are stored. Beware, some ships are platonic, romantic, and sexual!
Yes, you can ship these ships! They just have some flaws.
I don't own Star Wars or it's characters. I don't own any of the characters...
"I hate children," Anakin told his date from Tinder, Doomguy.
"I hate demons. And children are demons," Doomguy replied. Anakin smiled, he knew he was going to like this guy. "Have you killed children, Master Jedi?"
Anakin doesn't even correct Doomguy with his title. (In fact, on Tinder, he calls himself a Jedi Master.) "Yes. Killed a whole crèche of them."
"I have killed demons," Doomguy replied.
"I think we are going to be good friends," Anakin blurted.
"Me too. Just marry me now," Doomguy laughed.
"I do," Anakin replied while putting an invisible ring on his finger. The couple laughed and continued ranting about demons, children, and sand.
