Request by @TheHufflePuffSith
3rd Person POV (all talking is Luke)
"Okay, R2, give me some of that blue milk over there. I'm thirsty," Luke whined. R2 beeped and brought some milk. While giving it to Luke he spilt it all over the boy.
"Stupid astromech," Luke growled. R2 started beeping again.
"No, you are dumb. You cannot be trusted yet because I literally just got you."
R2 banged into Luke's knee. "KRIFF! I need to tell Uncle Owen to return you to the Jawas for scraps."
R2 beeped again. "I don't like you, I am not flirting with you. AND NO, DO NOT CALL ME FLIRTWALKER!"
"Your old master liked flirting with some Senator? Your old master must have been rich."
"NO! I don't want to scrap you myself. Jawas are here for a reason."
"What's a Jedi?"
"Don't you dare run away, the Tuskens will kill you."
"I need Power Converters."
"Let me get my milk this time, R2. You spilled it last time."
"How can I understand you better? Like can you talk? I hate droid languages."
"What do you mean, 'Death Star'?"
"Seriously, R2, I need to sleep now."
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OLD MASTER! OR YOUR STUPID SPACE PRINCESS! I AM WIPING YOUR MIND TOMORROW!"
"You are annoying."
"Don't you dare spill my blue milk again."
"You are absolutely covered in sand. So dirty."
"I don't know any Obi-Wan Kenobi. I know a Ben Kenobi, though. He's weird and old."
They had many pleasant and unpleasant conversations. Soon, Luke felt like R2 shouldn't get a mind wipe. He wanted a friend. Maybe even a partner. But right now, all he wanted was sleep.
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Weird Ships - Star Wars
Hayran KurguThis is the book where strange and illegal ships are stored. Beware, some ships are platonic, romantic, and sexual! Yes, you can ship these ships! They just have some flaws. I don't own Star Wars or it's characters. I don't own any of the characters...
