I'm just doing lots of Phantom Menace ones today. And I have already done 41 of these ships? I can't believe I have done that many so far. Qui-Gon's POV
I saw the Anakin boy's droid in a corner. It turned on and looked at me.
"Hello! What is your name? I am C-3PO, Protocol Droid," it said.
"I am Qui-Gon Jinn, Jedi Master."
"A Jedi? What does a Jedi have to do here? I don't deal with Jedi. I was programmed with all languages including Sith so don't take me!" Threepio pleaded. I laughed.
"Sith? Nobody speaks Sith. The Sith are dead."
"I speak Sith. But it requires a big brain fart in order to do that."
"Why?" I was curious.
"I don't know. All I know is that I may need it in the future."
"I don't think you will need it."
"I have a good friend named Maul. Know him?"
"ARE YOU SITH?" I screamed.
"I am Darth Threepio," he laughed. "No, I am not Sith I am just spoiling the Saga for you."
"The Saga?" I asked.
"Yes. Anakin Skywalker's movie series. He becomes a Jedi then a Sith then he dies and the last three movies have absolutely nothing to do with him. Oh, and I live to the end. You on the other hand, die in this movie."
"Wait what?" I asked.
"Yes. THE SITH WILL DESTROY THE JEDI!"
I walked away from him and turned him off. That droid should never wake up again.
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Weird Ships - Star Wars
FanfictionThis is the book where strange and illegal ships are stored. Beware, some ships are platonic, romantic, and sexual! Yes, you can ship these ships! They just have some flaws. I don't own Star Wars or it's characters. I don't own any of the characters...
