Sanders Sides Oneshots

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Xenon: What the fuck.

Eiji: Oh my godddd leave me alone already.

Xenon: That was a perfectly good series, one that could've had a good, angsty ending. Why did you fuck it over?!

Eiji: I just felt like it. I've decided I'll do what I want and fuck you.

Xenon: Very mature. This is not the way to show how much you hate me. Just because you hate me doesn't mean you can take an almost year-long break and then post a shitty ending to an interesting story that your readers were probably looking forward to until now.

Eiji: Just because you don't like it doesn't mean they won't. Maybe they'll like the crack-fic ending to the serious story for a change. Where else can you find that?

Xenon: Not here?! Kai wants to be a professional writer and making these shitty endings to serious stuff is not gonna get them there!

Eiji: This is a fandom! It's not gonna be in their resume! "Hey, I wrote shitty fanfics when I was younger because I wanted to practice my writing skills."

Xenon: Yeah, but who knows if someone at the job, writing industry place finds it?! Who knows what they'll think?!

Eiji: Oh, yes, middle-aged men and women on a writing app for teenagers to write fanfics, absolutely.

Xenon: There are not just teenagers on here! How dense are you?!

Niko: HEY, STOP FIGHTING.

Xenon: Did you see what he did?! He's acting like a child!

Niko: I SAID STOP.

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Niko: Xenon, what Eiji writes is none of your business. Stop making it that way. You are Anxiety and Eiji is Creativity. Stop trying to make him do what you think he should do.

Xenon: WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO BE JUST ANXIETY?! WHAT IF I WANT TO HELP TOO?! WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT KAI IS GOOD ENOUGH TO BE WHAT HE WANTS TO BE?!

Niko: You can help with positive criticism. All the negativity is making it harder and harder for Eiji to accept your help.

Xenon: All that negativity, huh? Can you not see that negativity is all I have to offer?

Niko: Nobody can be completely negative. You just have to try.

Xenon: I'm Anxiety. Negativity is all I know. That's not something you can change.

Niko: Xenon-

Xenon: I don't care.