Sanders Sides Oneshots

-->Insanity{2}<--

(you ask and you shall receive-)

(Finally-)

scary_enby

Tw. U!'Logan', crying, abuse

Ye p I am a changed boio-

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Janus and Remus rush to the Light Sides, intent on warning them.

They hope to god Insanity doesn't know their plans.

But then again, they are also Logic.

Insanity suddenly appears right in front of them, stopping them in their tracks. They both stare fearfully at the older trait.

"Insanity, please, we banished you for a reason. Why are you back?" Janus snaps, keeping Remus behind him. Insanity laughed taking a step forward. Janus has to force himself to stand his ground.

"I was getting all lonely in the void, so I decided to come back. I convinced Logan to lend me his body, which was surprisingly easy, and tada! I'm back!" He laughs, stepping closer.

"You aren't good for Thomas! You know this!" Janus yells, finally stepping back, forcing Remus back as well.

"WHO CARES WHO I'M GOOD FOR?!" Insanity screams. Janus and Remus flinch back, Remus finally bumping against the closed door of the darkscape.

"Janus..." Remus murmurs. Janus glances behind him before quickly meeting Insanity's eyes again. He takes a shaky breath.

"I won't let you get as far as you did last time, Insanity, I can promise you that." Janus hisses. Insanity laughs again.

"Aww, Janus is gonna protect little Remus, Patton, Roman, and Virgil, is he? You're so silly! You can't protect anyone anymore! I'm stronger than ever! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH POWER I HOLD AS LOGIC?!" Insanity shouts. All of a sudden, Roman, Patton, and Virgil rush in, seeing Janus and Remus being cornered by 'Logan'.

"Logan! What in the world are you doing?!" Roman yells, pulling his sword out and pointing it at him.

Insanity turns, grinning wildly at the Light sides. The horrifying nature of the grin itself makes the Light sides cower slightly, staring wide-eyed.

"Ah, how nice of you three to join us. We were just getting started." Insanity states. Janus stares at the three worriedly.

"You aren't Logan." Patton realizes, breathing slightly laboured. Virgil grips onto Patton's hand to keep them each at least a little bit calm.

"Insanity..." Roman breathes out.

"Yes, you have figured it out!" Insanity claps as Roman stands in front of Patton and Virgil, standing strong with his sword pointed out.

"Insanity, you shouldn't be back! How did you even get Logan to agree?!" Roman yells, trying to keep Insanity's focus on him as Janus and Remus attempt to sneak away.

"It was actually quite easy." They say, throwing their hand over in the direction of Janus and Remus, freezing them in place. "I saw how you all took him for granted and I stepped in with an offer. He lets me into his body, and he will never have to deal with your mistreatment again.

Roman takes in a shaky breath, holding his ground. He sends a glance to the two before holding his gaze on Insanity.

"Surely he wouldn't fall for that..." Roman trails off as Insanity starts laughing.

"It's no trick! He's in his mind now, living out his deepest desires and fantasies! Why would I lie anyways? I'm no Deceit." Insanity smirks, sending Janus a glare.

"You can't be here. You proved to be a danger to Thomas and all the sides, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave before I make you." Roman snaps. Insanity scoffs.

"And how do you plan on doing that?" They ask. Roman sighs before pulling something out from behind his back.

A jar of crofters.

LoganBerry brand.

Insanity is instantly kicked from the body as the jar opens.

Logan snatches the crofters and eats it all.

Janus and Remus unfreeze and sigh in relief.

Crofters will always save the day.

They all lived happily ever after.

The end.

(642 words)