(Tw? Questionable acts from Deceit)
Deceit huffs as he storms into the Dark Side Commons. Remus sits up on the couch, furrowing his eyebrows.
"What is it?" He asks. Deceit crosses his arms, pacing in front of the couch.
"Logan thinks he's so smart. He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry." Deceit says.
"Okay? What did you do?" Remus asks.
"I did what any normal side would do! I took a watermelon, carved 'Patton doesn't love you' into it, and I threw it at him!" Deceit shouts throwing his hands up. Remus snorts.
"Where is he?" He asks.
"Oh, he's still crying on the toilet with the door locked." Deceit responds.
"Why are you so mad? You proved him wrong." Remus says. Deceit huffs, crossing his arms again and looking away.
"Patton said it wasn't very nice of me and told me to go to my room but I don't want to." He says. Remus laughs.
"Then don't. Let's watch a movie." Remus says. Deceit smirks and sits next to Remus and they put on some sort of movie that they don't pay attention to.
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FanficJust cause I can screw off Top three rankings: #2 in sympatheticremus #3 in sympatheticdeceit #5 in unsympatheticpatton ‼ I do not own the characters, I only own the plots ‼
