PART TWO CAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!
Also, I have deleted the other parts I was writing so please request stuff I have no more ideas-
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Virgil: Thomas says that hurricanes aren't a big deal, right?
Patton: Yeah...?
Virgil: And Dorian is category 5 now, right?
Patton: ...
Patton: ... Yeah...?
Virgil: And Thomas says we're gonna be okay?
Patton: ... I sure hope so...
Virgil: Well...
Virgil: We aren't gonna be alright when a fucking alligator flies through our window.
Logan: I refuse to laugh...
Roman: I shouldn't have laughed.
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Virgil: I'm a dead meme.
Virgil: *dabs*
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Remus: *eating his deodorant*
The Light Sides + Deceit: EW EW EW EW EW EW NASTY BOI-
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Virgil: Did you know that if you hyperventilate too much and for too long then you could pass out?
Patton: How do you know this?!
Virgil: Personal experience.
Patton: *concerned dad noises.*
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Virgil: Deceit should go suck a dick.
Virgil: And it should be Donald Trump's.
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Roman: And if you don't do something that your dom says...
Logan: I'm gonna get my ass beat.
Roman: ... You say that as if you don't want it...
Logan: Don't out me like this...
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Virgil: *talking about the darkscape* Why is everything here so...
Virgil: Nasty...?
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Light Sides: *to Remus* NO ONE GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE THIS NASTY-
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Patton, after his phone has died for the thirteenth time that day: *takes the battery out of phone* that's it! You're in time out!
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Patton: Not all heroes wear capes.
Patton: *watches as Virgil takes the IDs of all the trans, non-binary, genderfluid, etc. people in the school and paints over their names with white paint and writes their new names with Sharpie pens*
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Virgil: Self-Depreciation is my default.
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Patton and Roman: *blowing paper across the floor*
Patton: IT FLOAT!
Patton and Roman: *giggly idiots*
Logan and Virgil: *staring*
Logan: I'm done with these idiots.
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Virgil and Roman: *watching videos*
Virgil and Roman: *see rainbow*
Virgil and Roman, in sync: GAY-
Roman: *laughing*
Virgil: JINX!
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Roman: I killed it by smacking it repeatedly.
Virgil: *lightly smacks the back of Roman's head repeatedly*
Roman: Yeah, like that.
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Haha there's part 2 fuckers.
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Sanders Sides Oneshots
FanfictionJust cause I can screw off Top three rankings: #2 in sympatheticremus #3 in sympatheticdeceit #5 in unsympatheticpatton ‼ I do not own the characters, I only own the plots ‼
