Sanders Sides Oneshots

Baby Oneshots :))

-Lying-

Logan and Virgil were sitting in the commons when Patton walks by to go to the kitchen to make dinner. Virgil stares at Logan, who is staring lovestruck as he passes. Virgil smirks and looks at his phone before speaking.

"Hey, Logan, what do you and Patton call each other? Since you guys are dating and all..." He trails off, not looking up from his phone. Logan looks at Virgil, a bit surprised.

"Patton and I do not have pet names for each other." He says quickly, blushing slightly. Virgil makes a sound of disbelief.

"Mhm. And, uh, what do bees make?" Virgil continues. Logan is confused at the sudden change of topic.

"Uh... Honey...?" He says, it sounding more like a question.

"Yeah, babe?" Patton calls from the kitchen. Logan tenses up and blushes, looking at Virgil, who was smirking at him.

"Don't lie right to my face ever again." He says lowly.

-Reasons-

The sides were sitting in the commons when all of a sudden, Deceit appears in front of them. They stare at him in confusion until he starts speaking.

"Okay, I know you haven't been wondering so I won't just tell you." He starts. They continue to stare. "I don't only have two reasons for doing the things I do. One, spite and two, the aesthetic." He sinks down leaving the four very confused.

The traits continue what they were doing before Deceit reappears.

"Okay, I didn't lie. It isn't also for attention."

-Definitions-

Deceit had been teasing Logan about things the latter had always wanted all day. Logan had finally had enough.

"Are you lying?" Logan asks quizzically. Deceit purses his lips.

"That doesn't depend on your definition of lying." He replies. Logan is a bit taken aback.

"It- it is defined as not telling the truth. We have been over this. What else could it be defined as?" Logan asks. Deceit tries not to smirk.

"Reclining your bed in a horizontal position, usually on a bed or a couch." He says. Logan pauses from shock, not knowing how to reply. After a moment, he finds his voice.

"Get... Get out." He says in a completely serious voice. Deceit lets out a small laugh.

"That's not fair."

-Morse Code-

It was completely quiet in the Commons. All of the sides decided to hang out with each other, Deceit and Remus included. Virgil and Deceit meet eye contact from across the room. Virgil slowly moves his hand to the side table and taps a small rhythm. Deceit, without taking his glare away from Virgil, moves his hand as well, tapping another rhythm, this one a bit longer. Roman looks between the two. Logan and Patton are equally confused.

"What the hell are they doing?" Roman asks quietly. Remus, who was laying on the floor in a starfish-like position, replies almost instantly.

"Morse code." He says in a monotone voice.

Suddenly, Virgil aggressively taps a message on the side table, making Deceit gasp, stand up, and slam his hands on the table.

"You take that back, bitch!" He shouts.

The sides decided to stay out of it when Deceit started to chase Virgil around the lightscape.

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