(Yeet)
All of the sides were hanging out together when suddenly, Virgil speaks up.
"You guys are both nonbinary..." He starts, looking at Logan and Deceit, who look back at Virgil. "But you call yourselves 'bitches', which is the term for female dogs, by the way. Why?" He asks. Patton bursts out laughing.
"Oh my god." He giggles out. Roman stands up.
"Okay, hear me out. 'Bitch' and 'bastard' are both gendered, correct?" He asks. "Therefore, take in mind this term: Bitchard." Patton laughs more. Logan and Deceit do not look amused.
"Please." Remus chimes in. "Bitchard was my father. Just call me Dick."
The contributing sides burst out laughing and Deceit rubs their temples. Logan sighs before looking into the camera like they're on the office.
"Happy Pride Month to the stupidest thing the other sides have said." They say.
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Sanders Sides Oneshots
FanficJust cause I can screw off Top three rankings: #2 in sympatheticremus #3 in sympatheticdeceit #5 in unsympatheticpatton ‼ I do not own the characters, I only own the plots ‼
