Sanders Sides Oneshots

--~Bath Bomb(Platonic Thomceit and Romantic Demus)~--

Tw. Arguments

(Yay requesto-)

(Requesto by demon_snek)

(uwu)

Janus and Remus, surprisingly, hardly ever fought.

They have been married for 3 years and were happy together. They knew that fighting would only push them apart, which they did not want in the slightest.

However, today was different.

Today, something happened.

And today, Remus took it a bit too far.

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"Remus, what are you doing?" Janus speaks up, laying on the bed.

Remus was hunched up in a corner, his mouth open and about to eat a bath bomb. He freezes when Janus speaks up.

"I thought we talked about this. You need to stop eating bathroom supplies." Janus hisses, standing and holding his hand out for Remus to give him the bath bomb. However, Remus hisses at him and holds his close to himself. Janus' tongue flicks out in distaste and he scowls.

"I said I would stop eating deodorant! You never said anything about the other bathroom supplies!" Remus yells, not handing over the bath bomb.

"Well, I'm saying it now! Give me the damn bath bomb, Remus, this is unhealthy!" Janus shouts.

"It's not unhealthy! We are figments of imagination! It doesn't matter what I eat!" Remus shouts, finally standing up, but still not giving the bath bomb to Janus. Janus sighs heavily.

"Just because we're figments of imagination doesn't mean we can't fade! I don't want you fading, Remus!" He yells. Remus scoffs.

"I'm not gonna fade. They're non-toxic." He says simply.

"Just because they're non-toxic doesn't mean they're healthy!" Janus shouts.

"You never let me do anything fun!" Remus shouts, stomping his foot.

"Remus, you're acting like a child. Just give me the bath bomb and we can-" Remus cuts Janus off.

"No! It's mine and I do what I want with it!" He shouts.

"This is stupid. Give it to me." Janus says.

"You're stupid!" Remus snaps.

"Well, now you're just being immature," Janus says, crossing his arms.

"I'm not being immature! You're being a dick!" Remus yells, crossing his arms again.

"I am not being a dick! I am looking out for you!" Janus says, raising his voice again.

"I can look out for myself! I'm an adult!" Remus shouts.

"You sure as hell aren't acting like it!" Janus yells back.

"Because I am Intrusive Thoughts! I do stupid things and that's my job!" Remus screams.

"Your job is also to stay alive so Thomas can function correctly!" Janus shouts.

"Well, I'm alive, aren't I?! I believe I'm doing that job pretty damn good! But with you looking over my shoulder every god damn minute I can't do my other job!" Remus yells, pointing at Janus. Janus steps back.

"Remus-" He tries to speak but Remus cuts him off again.

"No, I don't want to hear it! You're just trying to get me to stop doing my job!" He shouts.