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"It's Christmas time! You know what that means!" Patton shouts, bursting into the Commons. The other sides look up at him, smiling.
"The happiness I have not felt for twenty years?" He asks, somewhat excited. Patton stares.
"Wha- No, are you-?" He gets cut off by Roman and Remus speaking simultaneously.
"Everyone, mostly us, trying to kill each other on the dinner table?" They ask. Patton stares in horror.
"No! What are you-?!" He gets cut off again by Virgil this time.
"The sweet relief of death?" He asks. Patton gasps.
"Kiddo-?" He barely gets to speak before Deceit starts talking.
"The fact that I'll only get coal from Santa?" He asks. Patton stares at them, shock and horror crossing over his features.
He's quiet for a moment before finally responding.
"I was going to say 'new sweaters' but you know what? We're going to Dr Picani. Get ready to leave in fifteen minutes." He says.
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FanfictionJust cause I can screw off Top three rankings: #2 in sympatheticremus #3 in sympatheticdeceit #5 in unsympatheticpatton ‼ I do not own the characters, I only own the plots ‼
