Logan was never one for drinking. He hardly ever did it. However, when he did choose to get drunk, he did state some rather interesting but unneeded facts.
"In Florida, it's... It's actually illegal to... To sell your kids." Logan slurs, the bottle in his hand swinging around wildly. His hair is a mess and his tie is undone, hanging loosely around his shoulders.
"Really?" An equally drunk Virgil sits up quickly, genuinely surprised. "Why?"
"I'd think that would be... Be obvious." Logan responds, taking another swig of the bottle.
"I mean, that's fair... I guess." Virgil mutters. Logan holds his hand up to state another fact.
"Snakes... They have this... This thing called... Called a hemipenis. Which means they... They have two dicks." He says. Virgil snorts.
"Deceit has two dicks." He starts. "One in his pants... And one in his personality."
They slightly hear a hissing noise and decide to abandon the topic.
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Sanders Sides Oneshots
FanfictionJust cause I can screw off Top three rankings: #2 in sympatheticremus #3 in sympatheticdeceit #5 in unsympatheticpatton ‼ I do not own the characters, I only own the plots ‼
