Deceit and Remus decided to have an off-brand date night. Deceit, since Remus isn't allowed to cook anymore, makes the food.
He decides on spaghetti.
Remus sets the table as Deceit and his many arms make the food. He sets up two plates, two wine glasses, and two forks before slowly sneaking a straw under his napkin.
Once the spaghetti is finished, Deceit calls Remus into the kitchen.
Deceit dishes out the spaghetti and Remus pours the wine.
Then they both sit.
They eat in complete silence. Usually, a date consisted of talking but not their dates.
However, after a few minutes, Deceit finds himself having to speak up.
"Remus, you shouldn't be using a straw." He says. Remus gulps and sighs.
"Yeah, I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever." He says. Deceit raises an eyebrow.
"No, Remus, it's just an extremely weird way to eat spaghetti."
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FanfictionJust cause I can screw off Top three rankings: #2 in sympatheticremus #3 in sympatheticdeceit #5 in unsympatheticpatton ‼ I do not own the characters, I only own the plots ‼
