Sanders Sides Oneshots

°Dish Soap And Bleach°

Deceit was the mom of the 'dark' sides.

He always has been and he always will be.

All the 'dark' sides always ask him permission before doing something and most of the time, his answer is-

"No. Absolutely not. You are not blowing up the light side commons."

"YOU CAN NOT DRINK BUBBLE BATH FORMULA ARE YOU CRAZY."

"I'm not even going to list the reasons why using human organs to paint is a bad idea."

And yet they still ask him stupid questions.

Remus bounds up to Deceit, a giddy grin on his face. Deceit sighs, putting down his coffee.

"Hey Deceit? How much dish soap could a person drink before they died?" Remus asks. Deceit stares, dumbfounded and not responding. "I'm asking for a friend."

Deceit still doesn't respond. Instead, he raises his eyebrows to show that he is, in fact, not fooled. Remus groans.

"Fine, fine." Remus turns and yells to Virgil. "VIRGIL, DECEIT SAID NO!"

A few moments later, another voice calls back, which Deceit assumes is Virgil.

"ASK HIM ABOUT THE BLEACH!"

Remus then turns back to Deceit, the giddy smile back on his face.

Deceit groans again and slams his head on the table, making a mental note to childproof all of the cleaning supplies.

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